yanilavigne:

More quotes here..

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omgtoohilarious:

Omgtoohilarious!

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I'm insane, pretty odd, annoying and proud.

wowfunniestposts:

 am i gay?

no of course not

but i make out with guys on stage

which is kinda gay

im getting married

to a woman

brendon stop talking to yourself you woke up bronx

yeah you woke me up

I missed that on my dashboard

this blog is epic

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khadimulquran:

Don’t give up!

 

I love being home alone.

epic-humor:

I creep on the neighbors …

I cry over things …

I dance like nobody’s watchin’ …

I go out for a drive …

I do things I’m not proud of …

I sit on the computer for 17 hours …

I eat anything I see …

I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world …

I cry some more …

And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?”

And, I’m just like …

… Nothing …

this blog will make you LAUGH OUT LOUD!

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abidasays:

Surat at Tawbah 9:40

Never despair or give up hope because you never know what Allah has planned for you.

“Things aren’t always as they seem. Umm Musa was told to throw her son in the river, Yusuf was left for dead in a well, Maryam delivered a child alone, Ayesha was accused of a terrible sin, Yunus was swallowed by a whale, Ibrahim was thrown in the fire, Muhammad lost the love of his life Khadija, and Umm Salamah thought no one could be better than Abu Salamah.(Peace be upon them). Yet look at how it turned out for them in the end… So don’t worry, Allah has a plan for you.”

islamic-quotes:

This life

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Dont be sad. Allah always by our side.

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